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#148 Christopher Out of Stock

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Christopher

I am

Out of stock

I have

Just discovered

I am

Out of stock.

Chicken, beef, vegetable

Or otherwise.

I must remember

To put this

Onto

My shopping list.

Must remember

To stock up

With stock.

Or maybe

Just

Stock up

Generally.

Message on answerphone:

“Thank you for calling.

I am out

Stocking up.

I am

Currently

Unavailable.

Precis

The beauty of being in a company of older performers is the kaleidoscopic range of real-life experiences that they bring to the table. These experiences cover everything from the vivid and strange world of childhood, to the unexpected late awakenings of old age. Take our newest batch of anecdotes, for example. These new stories are delightfully diverse: from the earthly, sensual joy of baking bread, to the cosmic dreams of outer space; from an unnerving encounter with a poltergeist, to the risqué glories of adult pleasure products and burlesque. Running as a rich theme throughout, is the possibility of love, and the simple wonder of human connection. As one writer tells us, in her story of funeral rites and flirting, “Amidst death, life goes on”, and indeed it does, delightfully so.

Edited by Barney Bardsley