I have a friend, who, like all of us during lockdown, is unable to get a haircut, but she decides she’ll cut her fringe herself. She takes a large plastic pudding basin, plonks it on her head and trims the fringe with a pair of nail scissors. The result is jagged and uneven.

The following day she was on her early morning walk, which she did during this time. She usually saw no one, however this morning after the disastrous attempt at her fringe who should be walking towards her but her hairdresser!

You can guess what this expert said to my friend...