Skelton Grange reduced to a Yorkshire Pudding Station for its final years
Sunday shift saw Walter prepping the firebox ready for the 11.0 am surge
Kindling and paper, sometimes last night’s fish and chips wrapper
Arranged neatly as per regulations with an assortment of accelerants’ in reserve
Search for matches, not in the usual place, trainee sent hunting
Pockets turned out with negative results
Same with security staff, smokers not on today’s shift
The responsibility for a Power Cut over Leeds loomed large
A Beat Bobby spotted having illicit drag by the station gates
Swan vestas passed through the bars saved the day
Sunday lunches will be cooked
We won’t tell the Inspector if you don’t mention the incident to the Station Manager