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#398 Dave Gill Resolutions

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But don’t walk before you can crawl Do not run till you know how to fall

Dave Gill

At the time of year when we think about making resolutions, here’s a song about being realistic and prepared, so we are better able to make resolutions we can keep.

Resolutions

It’s easy to say I’ll cut down the booze,

cut the salt and the fat in my food,

to say what I mean and mean what I say

seems all too easy

It’s easy to say I’ll learn all the modes,

find a new script writer for my jokes,

give up the smokes, write to the folks

well, it’s all too easy to say

But don’t walk before you can crawl

Do not run till you know how to fall

Do not rock before you can roll with the blows

Don’t pray until you got soul

It’s easy to say I’ll treat her like a queen,

count to ten when I think she’s being mean,

give her her space, do it with grace, well

it’s all too easy to say

But don’t reach before you can hold

Do not grab till you can let go

Do not rock before you can roll with the blows

Don’t pray until you got soul

It’s easy to say I’ll show you the way,

do a generous deed every day,

fight the good fight, stand up for the right, well

it’s all too easy to say

But don’t teach till you’ve done the rounds,

do not preach till you’ve learned to back down

Do not rock before you can roll with the blows

Don’t pray until you got soul


Music and lyric by Dave Gill



Precis

The beauty of being in a company of older performers is the kaleidoscopic range of real-life experiences that they bring to the table. These experiences cover everything from the vivid and strange world of childhood, to the unexpected late awakenings of old age. Take our newest batch of anecdotes, for example. These new stories are delightfully diverse: from the earthly, sensual joy of baking bread, to the cosmic dreams of outer space; from an unnerving encounter with a poltergeist, to the risqué glories of adult pleasure products and burlesque. Running as a rich theme throughout, is the possibility of love, and the simple wonder of human connection. As one writer tells us, in her story of funeral rites and flirting, “Amidst death, life goes on”, and indeed it does, delightfully so.

Edited by Barney Bardsley