We have a raffle at the group every Friday and one week our friend had brought some little Baileys chocolates "only three for a pound from a little new supermarket that's opened".

So me and another friend thought we’d go and have a look. We went in and I see the same chocolates that our friend had bought and there were priced at three for £10. So I asked the chap and he says;

"No, they're three for £10."

"Three for £10 pound?!" I said "but I heard they were three for a pound?"

He said "No, they're three for £10, because they've got alcohol in".

There's not much alcohol in them, I can assure you, because I ate the full box and I was still stood up! So we had another walk around, I thought, well everything's out of date. I'm not bothered about out of date stuff, I'll eat anything, but not if it's got milk or cheese in. So I go further round and I see these lovely boxes of chocolates. I thought what lovely presents - they were nearly a year out of date! And they were £7.50 each!

He says "So you don't want them?"

I told a lie, "No, we're going to the dentist, but we will call back."

But I can assure you, we didn't go back.