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#208 David Smith Oh No, The Queen's Coming!

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There was a mad panic, but fortunately my mam managed to put out the fire in the chimney just in time.

David Smith

Do you remember coal fires and visits by the chimney sweep?

They’d come and drape some thick cloth over the fireplace, then screw flexible poles together, put a big brush on the end and push it up and down the chimney to clear out all the black soot that had built up. It was necessary because soot is made up of impure carbon particles and there was always a danger that sparks from the fire would set the chimney alight.

Well, on the morning of Friday 17th October 1958, my mam managed to do just that. I remember the evil looking yellow-grey smoke coming out of our chimney pot. The problem was the Queen was due to visit Montague Burton, the founder of Burtons menswear, that very day and would be travelling back into Leeds via Hudson Road and Lupton Avenue. We lived at the bottom of Lupton Avenue. There was a mad panic, but fortunately my mam managed to put out the fire in the chimney just in time.

I still have a childhood memory of a large, gleaming black car gliding down Lupton Avenue, with Her Majesty looking regal and radiant.

Precis

The beauty of being in a company of older performers is the kaleidoscopic range of real-life experiences that they bring to the table. These experiences cover everything from the vivid and strange world of childhood, to the unexpected late awakenings of old age. Take our newest batch of anecdotes, for example. These new stories are delightfully diverse: from the earthly, sensual joy of baking bread, to the cosmic dreams of outer space; from an unnerving encounter with a poltergeist, to the risqué glories of adult pleasure products and burlesque. Running as a rich theme throughout, is the possibility of love, and the simple wonder of human connection. As one writer tells us, in her story of funeral rites and flirting, “Amidst death, life goes on”, and indeed it does, delightfully so.

Edited by Barney Bardsley