Anne
I have a friend, who, like all of us during the Corona Virus lockdown, was unable to get a haircut. So she decided to cut her fringe herself. She got a large plastic pudding basin, plonked it on her head and trimmed the fringe. The result was jagged and uneven.
She goes for a walk early every morning, and meets nobody. Lo and behold, the other week – the day after the disastrous attempt with the nail scissors – who should be walking towards her but her hairdresser!
You can guess what this expert said to my friend…